I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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