Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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