I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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