Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize