I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
