is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Randomize