"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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