It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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