It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
two words: eviction party
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.