Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
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go home
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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