I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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