i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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