need another drink. this is the easiest way
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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