Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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