I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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