i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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