i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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