did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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