Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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