I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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