When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Operation Purity has been aborted
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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