I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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