Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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