Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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