as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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