are you still at the devil's house?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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