I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Enjoy the penises
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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