We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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