I'm going to jail i love you
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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