Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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