curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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