Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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