So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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