I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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