At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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