i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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