are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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