North Korea, Best Korea!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
