it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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