One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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