you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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