my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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