plz talk dirty to me
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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