bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Four minutes until I can fart!
where does the pee come out of this thing
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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