I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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