Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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