is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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