We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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