I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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