Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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