yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
People with herpes should wear stickers.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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