There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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