what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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