i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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