is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
